i just wrote crack fic between Olaf and Mike Wazowski my life is going downhill and its going downhill really fast
if anyone ever tells u that you are not the center of the universe, kindly remind them that the universe is actually expanding evenly from any given point and therefore you are the center of the universe if you god damn want to be
I wonder if people living on the moon would think of tonight as a solar eclipse? ☯89MAY
Lifehack: If you’re coughing uncontrollably, just raise your hands above your head and it will stop.
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now